Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

nicoleartist:

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

I READ ALL OF THIS IN HER VOICE

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hellofromtumblr:

We love you!

Eighty-five million blog posts are published on Tumblr every day, and we’re constantly inspired by the endless sea of creativity you produce. Thanks for making this place so awesome.

See What We Mean

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

thecanadiangovernment:

The scariest thing about talking to new people is trying to learn their boundaries of what is and isn’t appropriate conversation for them

tastefullyoffensive:

It’s all the city planner’s fault. [x]

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sildiogo:

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